The U.S. should put Chinese flags on F-22 fighter jets and just use them to bomb the hell out of Russia.Then we say we didn't do it, the Chinese did it, then they fight each other and we sit back and watch
South Park episode material. I would like to watch it
The Modern Art of War by Sun Tzu Trump
No wonder he’s so popular with internet idiots. He’s just like them.
For anyone who doesn’t fully understand why this is completely stupid. Here’s a breakdown.
1) the US is the only country that flies the F-22. It’s really stupid to put a Chinese flag on them to try and blame China when we are the only country that uses that plane. That’s like trying to use a sharpie to draw on a map of where a hurricane will make landfall.
2) The F-22 is a Fighter plane. Meant for Air to Air combat. It’s not a bomber. It’s probably capable of carrying Air to ground missiles but not as much as a bomber air craft. It’s not something you would typically use to “bomb the hell out of” something. That’s like trying to stop a hurricane with a nuclear bomb.
rlocke -> jimillett
It came out of trump’s mouth
This is when we elected a five-year-old addict to office
He knows that the Russians have radar and satellites right, and that they’ll be very confused for maybe two minutes while they try to figure out why Chinese planes are flying out of American military bases lol.
HackySmacks -> an_african_swallow
“Comrade, we examined the minimal radar profile and matched it to American made fighter jet. The bomb fragments and blest pattern are consis-tent with US precision munitions. And we have a clear photo of an F-22 at the scene of the bombing. As you can see… [zooms in on tiny little painted flag] it belongs to China!”
"Trump has the mind of an 8 year old boy" some guy on Reddit
aqlu -> flatworldart
I would never insult 8 year olds like that. 8 year olds can tell better jokes and are capable of learning.
The pile of crap I just left in the toilet is smarter than this moron.
rlocke -> pgcooldad
If only we could flush him as easily. Wait, you did flush right? Dude, flush!
pgcooldad -> rlocke
As I pressed the lever down I quietly said, "bye Donald".
Trump has got to be one of the stupidest humans to ever walk the earth
So how are we gonna explain how the Chinese got ahold of an F-22?
All this time, China been hiding the copycat F-22s for a reverse UNO on the US and Russia.
It's one thing to joke about it, but you should worry more about the people who don't joke about it, actually do it, and cover it up. Like the USs Liberty incident.
D_Tuba -> FiIthy_McNasty
I wouldn't want an ex-President to be making shitty "jokes" like this. He's already representing how stupid the US is for having him as President in the first place but now he's going to keep saying and doing stupid shit anyways to keep making us look bad? Someone needs to properly shut down the orange toddler and hold him accountable (for the first time in his shitty life).
Thats.... a war crime. Improper use of a military insignia or flag is a war crime...
SailorET -> theoriginalmypooper
This was also the person who thought the best tactic to fight ISIS was to target their families.
Which is also a war crime.
This guy was such a disappointment.
HermesThriceGreat69 -> Amevil801
All presidents are disappointments.
Amevil801 -> HermesThriceGreat69
Some more than others.
Even if this shithead didn't mean it seriously, it's a fucking stupid thing for a former president to say, much less the former president of the US. Lightly throwing around humor about bombing countries is not funny from the presidents of a country that has spent plenty of time doing exactly that. It also is an inflammatory thing to say given the current situation. So as usual, he's reckless, irresponsible, and lacks empathy.
Someone tell this dude he’s not relevant anymore.
goferking -> boredofshit
Sadly he still is. Unless you haven't noticed how many idiots want him to run again
Fellow Americans please, take this lunatic out of the places of power.
Just when you think you’ve heard the stupidest thing a politician could possible say…
chocolatecows88 -> bombscare
“If you don’t know if you’re for me or Donald trump, than you ain’t black” - Joe Biden
Wow....America. I hope you wised up from the last time...
Not his worst idea...
This guy is a tactical genius, a very stable one at that.
What a stable genius
Nobody is going to miss this moron when he dies.
Ratman_84 -> Expresso_Support
Other morons will.
Isn’t that a war crime?
Americans let this stable genius call the shots for 4 years.
Why not putting the Ukrainian flags on Russian tanks?